Consumer Reviews

Toshiba Laptop

2007-08-26T19:52:00.000-07:00

Today i decided to purchase a major item, a Toshiba laptop, for 800$ up front! I am writing this blog from it right now as a matter of fact, i decided to review it, as i always do when i try new things... The laptop is great to say the least, twice as fast as my old computer which is at least 3 times bigger then the laptop! The laptop is so smooth and it can go on the internet wirelessly, anywhere theres a wi-fi network! I am so pleased with this purchase, i suggest you all get a laptop, its the future!
Ratings:
Overall: 10/10
Screen: 10/10
Graphics: 10/10
Power: 9/10
Internet: 10/10
Keyboard: 9/10

Wawa egg-bacon-cheese sandwich

2007-08-24T20:39:00.000-07:00

Today i decided to review something that we all love; at least most morning people; breakfest! The breakfast i decided to try was Wawa (a convenience store); it was a pre-packaged meal that was heated on site; i couldnt wait to take a bite of it! I paid 3$ and left the store; only to find i left my change, 1 cent, the cashier actually ran up to me out of her register with customers in line to give me that penny; i found this humorous and i dont know if that piece will spark ur laughter but anyway, upon opening the sandwich wrapper i was vivaciously pleased by the smell of the bagel and took a quick bite; such an appetizing meal fit for a king. I loved the bagel sandwich and give it a 10/10 overall for a breakfest meal...here are some other ratings;
Overall 10/10
Energy 7/10
taste: 10/10
breakfest: 10/10

Snapple Natural Tea

2007-08-23T20:10:00.000-07:00

I love iced tea, but I heard this one was all natural, and i knew i had to try it. I decided to get lemon flavor. Once i opened the bottle i noticed the pop, a great security feature(if it does not pop, it has been opened before). Although when I looked closely at the liquid I saw Black pieces of something, I figure It is just the particles from the tea bag but that did turn me away a little bit. Once I finally tried this tea I felt a rush of tea flavor, But the lemon was definitely a little bitter, Also I think that the glass had a tiny interferance with the flavor. Once it was all finished with, I felt satisfied in the thirst sector. I recommend you to buy this drink if you are an outdoors person that loves natural flavors.
Ratings:
Taste: 9/10
Thrist quench: 9/10

I-Phone

2007-08-21T20:28:00.000-07:00

Yes, today i decided to test the coveted I phone...I was not going to go out and buy one; but instead pay my friend 5$ to use it for a day; yes i really made this deal with him...Anyways; at first glance the I phone is a glistening beast that you know is going to blow your mind! I was holding it and i felt this sense that it was so fragile though, i wonder what would happen if i dropped it! The I phone aside by its seemingly fragile design is a great tool of modern technology. The screen is touch screen, which is great to say the least; the I phone also allows you to use networks to go on the internet, which is like what a laptop does, a big plus for me and many other fun loving people... I went on Youtube to see some new videos...It was great...
I had to return the Phone to my friend at the end of the day though...Here are the ratings:
Overall: 10/10
Screen: 9/10
Graphics: 8/10
Fun: 10/10*

Ford Explorer

2007-08-19T21:42:00.000-07:00

Today i had a new opportunity; to test out a car of my friends. His car happens to be a Ford explorer 2001; which i decided to rate... My friend had visited to try to sell me this car for 5k; At first glance the (dark blue) ford explorer looked sleek and seemed to be a drivable car... I looked in the car; everything looks good except for the body in the back...Just kidding!...Anyways yes the car looked nice... i got in and put the car on drive; smooth; the engine was rumbling like a beast, i was crusing in no time. I drove it around the block, looking out to the streets like an O.G....Lmao... just kidding again... Anyway the car performed just as i expected, smooth and manuverable, but not a speed beast...
Ratings:
Overall: 8/10 (compared to other cars at same price)
handling: 9/10
Style: 5/10
speed: 7/10
Prominence: 8/10
Mileage: 15-22 mpg

Dasani Water

2007-08-18T20:23:00.000-07:00

Today i decided to test and rate something different; yet common...Water...I decided to review Dasani water, a water made by Coke! At first glance the bottle makes you so thirsty; it is an inviting design of waves and water! I bought the Drink for 1.49$; which is expensive considering the true price of tap water...Yes, dasani is tap water! Anyway, lets get to me testing the water. I opened the bottle, sipped the water and hurray it tastes like water! I tell you what it can be hard to review water; but after finding this on the internet:http://www.newstarget.com/001028.html a website that says some dasani drinks were said to have high levels of bromide; however this is not proven true except by that website. I had no complaints about the drink except the price which is inflated...
Overall: 7/10 Does what water does; but too high priced...

Http://www.submitexpress.com

2007-08-17T21:05:00.000-07:00

Today i decided to review and try something different. As i was working to make my blog bigger and better to make sure everyone gets a piece of my mind; i wanted to finnally submit my site to search engines! I went to www.submitexpress.com; first listed on Google... DAM im impressed by this website, it submitted my website to 40 search engines free...Thank god there is some nice people in the world!
Here are the ratings:
Price: 0.00$
Overall:9/10
Traffic increase: up 20%

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Kenmore Mini-fridge

2007-08-16T11:27:00.000-07:00

Today i decided to review something that i had for more than 2 years; its only worked 1 year! My kenmore refridgerator. I used to have it in my room but since it broke i moved it to my garage. I decided to warn those who may have thought of buying this... Unless you are looking for a cheap fridge for a year...

First of all the fridge costs 60$ which is a good deal considering only a years worth of energy. The fridge was working fine for about half a year than it started making a weird sound that only my friends could hear; i couldnt even hear it. I looked in the refridgerator to see this weird blue chemical leaking from the top of the fridge. I still used the fridge!!! I may be considered crazy for doing so but i am still alive arent i? Anyways here are the ratings for the fridge:
Coldness: 9/10
Longevity: 4/10
Storage capacity: 5/10

Coke Blak

2007-08-15T20:50:00.001-07:00

As i looked accross the energy drinks at the supermarket aisle, a new drink caught my eye; Coke blak "a fusion". someone told me this was an energy drink that had a coffee taste; so i decided to try it being the lover of both energy and coffee!!!...I had to buy a whole 4 pack of them though but before i did that i went to the self checkout and took out one bottle and scanned one; it didnt work and security actually had the nerve to think i was shoplifting...I got out of it though because i obviously wasn't. I went home with a four pack 7.00$!!! It better be good...When i first tried the drink a sense of bitterness hit me; i could taste coke and coffee. Its as if they were mixed together. They didnt seem to quite have enough sugar to offset that bitter taste so thats what i got...It did give a moderate energy boost; when i say that i mean the whole four pack! 1 of these bottles is equivilant to a little more than a soda.
Name: Coke Blak
Price: 4 pack 7.00$ individual(not listed)

taste:5/10
energy boost: 3/10
Longevity: 3/10

Sharpie mini markers

2007-08-14T20:52:00.000-07:00

Today i decided to test a different genre; markers, and with that genre, my favorite brand of markers: sharpie! It was a new kind of marker from sharpie that is mini; smaller than the regular kind. At first glance i thought this marker would be cool; a young graffiti tagger could easily hide such a small marker; which is i think the main target of the small marker (target audience)...I bought it for 99 cents (color red) and immediatly tested it on my car; my red car has a spot on it that was scrapped out; so i covered it up with the marker; it works! just like the commercial. I was curious to see how it would survive over time; and i will report that in this post at a later time:
Here are the ratings i can get at first glance:
Color brightness: 9/10
Size chic: 7/10
Usefullness: 6/10
Longevity of ink: (to be updated in a month)

Tylenol

2007-08-13T20:17:00.000-07:00

AHHHHHHH, i woke up with an excruciating headache this morning, probably due to an extra few cans of Energy drinks last night! I had to run out to the Rite aid and make a choice: which medicine will i choose! I decided to choose Tylenol to be my curer, i had heard good things about it and have faith in it, and i decided to review it!

The dose: I opened the box of tylenol; took the tyenol bottle out and started to open it, only to feel my headache go away at that very instant; the very smell of tyenol took my headache away! LOL, it mightve been a psychological thing, anyways, i took the normal dose (2 pills) of tyenol knowing that; that effect had been all "in my head"... The tylenol worked great to say the least! My headache was gone, no rebound headache...GRRREEEAAATT! It does what its supposed to do!

Overall: 10/10
Taste: 1/10 (you dont taste it anyways)
How long did it take to kick in?: 15 mins (seemingly immediate though...

Coca-Cola drink

2007-08-12T18:42:00.000-07:00

Today i decided to try a coke and review it...Now i know almost everyone has had a coke at one point in their life, but i would like to speak to those who didnt...The coke was 1.29$ for a can, it was good, refreshing and tasty...The price was especially right as it took me about 15 minutes to finish it (drinking it casually)*...Contrary to popular belief, one coke isnt enough to give you a buzz, or make you stay up later...
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Ratings:
9/10 overall
9/10 taste
COKE > PEPSI (my opinion)

Taco Bell

2007-08-11T20:20:00.000-07:00

Today i decided to criticize ( or should i say popularize ) a fast food restaurant: TACO BELL!!! I decided to be funny so i went to a taco bell and just started speaking to the cashier in spanish! "laughs" he did not know one word of spanish (he was one of the whitest white boys you'll ever see) Dam, it was funny; he called over his boss than i started speaking perfect english and the boss thought his cashier was crazy...YOu had to see it for yourself...Anyways, i ordered a quesidilla roll thingy and it was gReat! THE Seating was actually pretty decent too...Quick too!

TOo many things to say...i dont recomend you try that stunt (protecting myself legally) LOL!
Here are the ratings:
Food: 9/10
Service: 6/10
Seating: 8/10
Speed: 10/10

energizer batteries

2007-08-10T18:16:00.000-07:00

Today i decided to review a different product, but an important product at that notion. Energizer batteries! They claim to last long; i will test that with my old cd player. yes i still have a cd player... Anyways i put 2 double AA batteries in and let the music blast. I was listening to the great music from led zep all the way to White and Nerdy by weird al yanchovic (excuse spelling of last name) which i a imitate of riding dirty by chamill...Anyways i had to listen a long fricking time which is why i didnt post yesterday...THE BATTERIES LASTED ALL NIGHT AND INTO THE AFTERNOON!...Kudos to energizer!
Energy longevity: LONNNNNNG 10 hours straight with my cd player
Price: 3.99$

Technorati.com

2007-08-08T15:36:00.001-07:00

Today i decided to start getting my blog more noticed at Technorati.com so i decided to do a review on them. they are great, they increased my blog traffic almost 2 fold! I suggest any future blogger to check them out! Its great for new bloggers because it allows you to start with a base and it is quite simple to use...

Service: 9/10
Publicity: 8/10
Free!

Self Checkout @ supermarket

2007-08-07T09:25:00.000-07:00

Among the chaos of the supermarket (Acme markets to be exact) i decided to make a decision i would regret, that is to use the self check out and rate it on here. It started out looking good, i saw people moving and the self checkout line seemed faster then the regular checkout! I stood in line and awaited my turn to one of four registers. I noticed an old man on the register closes to me calling for help, the "watcher" came over and helped him out...I heard a guy cursing on the register to my right and i glanced over to see that the computer was saying "bagging alert" to him. Hmm, i thought maybe i should leave, but i looked back at the line and thought "too late now". i saw the lady furthest from me about to leave and i started walking towards the register when a rude guy butts in front of me; i told him it was my turn in line sternly; he said he was waiting for a half hour; i said the same and that he was behind me; and he responded with "i was besides you; not behind you". I wouldve beaten this guy up but i thought because i was right anyway, i should just ask the "watcher" who was next...She said him and i went back to the line hot blooded...I told myself to calm down; the last place i want to get arrested is at a supermarket in front of over 100 people...When it was finnally my turn i bought the items i needed: Monster energy, Bread, Milk, cereal and bananas to the register and started checking out. I was doing good until the register started saying: "bagging alert, bagging alert". even though i had not done a thing! I kicked the bottom of the machine and to my pleasure it started working right when i did :)...I paid and walked triumphantly out of the store...What an achievement!

^^^picture on the machine^^^
Name: self checkout
Price: none
Overall rating: 5/10
speed: 3/10
Efficiency: 4/10
Customer service: 7/10

2007-08-06T18:35:00.001-07:00

Haier Air conditioner

2007-08-06T15:27:00.000-07:00

Ah, today i decided to buy an air conditioner and what a decision it was. It was a great decision nonetheless and allows me more time on the computer before i go outside in the shade...why go outside in the shade when its nice and cold in my room...Anyways the airconditioner cost 119$ a big bargain most likely due to its "made in china" properties...Im hoping it wont break soon due to the poor worksmanship...

Anyways here are the ratings:
Cooling: 10/10
Price: 10/10
BTUS: 5200

Rockstar Juiced

2007-08-05T17:39:00.000-07:00

Name: rockstar Juiced

I was sitting at home and i had a craving, a craving for some energy in a bottle. I randomly decided at that moment to just run straight to the 7-11, i walked out of the house half dressed and ran towards the store. I got some looks from these chicks and one from my neighbor which is weird to say the least since he is a married man. Anyhow, when i got to the store i did an enie menie miney moe to find out which energy drink i would take. I decided on Rockstar Juiced, i bought it for 2.49$ drank it and at the same time started running back home. (only 5 minute run) ...The energy drink was great!!!

Energyboost: 8/10
Taste: 9/10
pRICE: 2.49$

McDonalds

2007-08-04T18:08:00.000-07:00

Yes, i have decided to rate a mcdonalds in the consumer reviews page...Why you ask? Because McDonalds has become a symbol for america, a symbol for fatness and joy alike. I decided to eat 3 mcdonalds meals today, breakfest, lunch and dinner and see how i felt about it.

Breakfest: I had Pancakes and syrup, wow i didnt know you could get that at a Mcdonalds, and for only 2$. I enjoyed the breakfest well but i looked at the fat content and learned i had ingested huge amounts of calories, but the meal was good.

Lunch: for lunch i decided to have some McChickens for only 2.29, what a bargain, i did enjoy the mcChickens and i recommend them if you want to avoid the real fat stuff.

Dinner: I had a hamburger for dinner, i only took one because i was hungry from earlier...Only 1$...

Amount spent: 6$ apx.
FOr meals for whole day
Recomendations: Only stop at Mcdonalds about once a month
Rating: 7/10 due to unheathy content (not including salads which i didnt try, hey next time...)

Clux-delux Chickn in a box

2007-08-03T19:14:00.000-07:00

Today as i was working i smelled a new scent from the deli(yes i have an incredible sense of smell). I smelled a nice chicken smell and i traced it to a fat lady, i thought it couldnt be her so i looked around her and there it was, CLUX IN A BOX. I picked it up, it is a decent size and decided to purchase and review it. I took it to the break room and opened it gratifyingly. I was starving and i started eating it, it was great, just like chicken should taste like. It had a hot crispy taste but the serving was pretty low for 3$; but decent enough. Clux in a BOx was decent...

OVerall rating: 8/10
taste: 8/10
Packaging: 9/10
Serving: 7/10

Comedy Central

2007-08-02T16:33:00.001-07:00

Today i decided to review 2 hours of comedy central. I started thinking about doing some Television reviews to mix it up because television is a great part of our life. Comedy central started out with a show called scrubs which is GREAT!!! needless to say the show is about a doctor named JD who is the main character and is like a view of his life at the hospital...I liked this because i can relate to it...

After scrubs a show called the Daily show came on which i had actually seen before on comedy central, a great news program that combines humor and some actual news. Same with the colbert report, it had been a year since i had seen the daily show and i see mr.colbert now has his own show!

Dentyne Ice Gum

2007-07-31T18:38:00.000-07:00

Today i decided to try Dentyne ice gum: in all flavors.

spearmint: Has a great spearmint taste, but the flavor does not last forever, this pack ran out very quickly.
Taste:9/10
Longevity:6/10
Effects: nice energy feel, icey.

Artic Ice: Taste like winterfresh but sharper...Very good nevertheless
Taste: 7/10
longevity: 5/10
Effects: icey feel.

Socom 3 Combined Assault : ps2 game

2007-07-31T08:34:00.001-07:00

Today i decided to try and review a different product which actually suits my hobbies of playing the playstation. I tried out socom 3: combined assault: US NAVY SEALS. This game was in fact one of the greatest online games i have ever played; but it had a bad beginning. I started off buying the game Used from EB games. I tried it at home and it didnt work. I thought why not fix it with my CD fixer; which i tried, it didnt work the first time, nor the 2nd and the third time the water based solution slipped out of my hand and burst on the concrete floor, now i cant use my cd fixer anymore! Worse, the game wasnt working. I called EB games and asked if they would let me exchange it for a seperate one; they let me exchange it thank goodness...When i finnally did get home and played the game i thought how worth it the game was, it was an incredible experience...32 players in one online room! crazy...
Rating: 9/10
Price: 20$ new is 38$ at wal mart.

Axe Body spray

2007-07-30T10:00:00.000-07:00

Ah, it has been a great week for me as i end my trial of the Axe body spray product...I will tell you that this stuff works as i had twice as many women comment on my smell and got some (2) this week along...Normally its like once a week... Axe body spray works because it simply smells good yet manly, women love this...I suggest you use Axe and see your game and confidence increase...

Full throttle Blue azul

2007-07-29T20:36:00.000-07:00

Today i had yet another new product to try...Full throttle bule azul avagado ....
Dam was it good... the product is an energy drink which is produced by the coca-cola corporation. I liked the fact that the drink gave me an energy boost... the drink thoguh tastes a lot like cough medicine but in a good way!
rating: 9/10
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Doritos Collisions: zesty taco and chipotle ranch

2007-07-29T12:50:00.000-07:00

Today i came accross a new product on the shelves...Doritos collisions mix with two flavors combined: zesty taco and chipotle ranch...needless to say this was GRREEEATT!
The zesty taco flavor had such a nice kick to it and tastes like a taco simply! The chipotle ranch flavor was also kicking; with a ranchy flavor that many of us recognize from Doritos cool ranch flavor, but with a mild spice that is called chipotle.
What is it:
A snack
Chip
Taste: taco and spicy ranch
rating: 8/10
Other choices if you like this: blazin bufalo and ranch doritos, habenero fire doritos.
Cost: 2.50-3.50

what this blog is going to be about

2007-07-29T11:57:00.000-07:00

This blog is going to be about objects chosen at random which i will review on this blog, once or twice a day, so come back often.